I get things - ||One Piece x Reader||

    Sitting at the dining table, you gently laid your head down onto it with a small ‘thunk’. Staring down at the cards in your hands, you squinted your eyes, looking over each of them. A little drop of sweat ran down the side of your face, not only because it was a bit hot, but because you did not want to have to draw another car from the pile. What you had in your hand was large enough. "Anyone have any three's?"

    A small silence came from the other two people on the table and you gritted your teeth. Damnit, You cursed mentally. I'm going to have to draw another card! You heard a small strangled noise come from what you assumed to be Nami's throat, so you lifted your head off the table a bit and looked at her. Her face was scrunched up and her gaze drifted towards you. "I thought we were playing Poker..?" She said, her tone in a bit of a questioning one.

    Robin blinked at the two of you, as you both just stared each other down with faces of pure confusion. Looking down at her cards she let out a breath-less chuckle with a small smile. "I assumed we were playing Spoons."

    Your eyebrows furrowed as you completely lifted your head off the table and sat up-right. "Okay, let me get this straight.." You started as you threw you cards on the table before crossing your arms with a large huff. "We've been sitting here for so long, we don't even remember what game we're playing?"

    This time, it was Nami who let her head fall onto the top of the table with a long, exaggerated sigh. Her arms came up and rested around her head and she said, "Or we're just that bored." Which caused you to groan and fall back against your chair, letting your head loll back, hanging over the head of it.

    But in the midst of all this boringness, even more of it soaked through the door when Luffy dragged - literally dragged himself in; his face flat against the floor, his butt up in the air, and his feet scuffing as he made his way towards the table in that awkward position. As amusing as it was to watch him run into one of the empty chairs and knock it over, none of you did anything as he fell onto his side in a heaping pile of nothing and groaned loudly. "I'm boooooored!~"

    Great, now there was just another person in the same state as the three of you, in the same room, taking up valuable space to be that way in. But at least he wasn't-

    "AND I'M HUUUUUUNGRY!~"

    Oh, nope, there it is.

    Biting onto your bottom lip, you let out a strange noise while staring at your pathetic captain. "Luffy," You received a groan in response. "Coming in here and complaining to three bored people who feel the same as you, is only going to make it worse!"

    Right in the middle of Luffy opening his big fat mouth to say something unintelligent and most likely piss off Nami, the door was kicked open and revealed non-other then the blonde haired cook. Now maybe things will get little interesting... You thought a little off-handedly. Wiggling into the kitchen in that weird way Sanji wiggles, he completely ignored the heap of captain on the floor and ended up stepping on his as he made his way to stand in front of the three of you. Hearts swelled up in his eyes and floated around his head In a little circle. "Sooooooo, Nami-swan, Robin-saw, (First Name)-Swan, you ladies look extremely bored~ How about I make you three lovelies a delicious snack?~"

    "Some meat would be-!" Luffy let out a loud, drawn-out groan as Sanjis' foot connected with the side of the poor boys face, causing him to shut up.

    His eye-brow twitched in annoyance as he looked down at the face under his black shoe, that seemed to just keep pushing and pushing, almost as if he pushed hard enough he'd make it disappear. "I wasn't asking you, you stupid crap-captain!" He growled through gritted teeth.

    Nami blinked, completely ignoring what's happening with the two men in the room, not really in the mood to deal with it right now, she decided to focus on what she want to snack on. "Something to eat does sound nice right about now."

    Snickering, you craned your neck, resting your chin on the table top, looking over at Nami. "Eating just because your bored'll make you faaaat~" You sang in a teasing voice.

    Raising her eyebrow, she looked you up and down with an amazing poker face. "You should know shouldn't you?"

    And at this moment, you felt like Luffy when he doesn't get meat; betrayed, lonely, and painfully rejected. Pulling one of his 'kicked-puppy' expression, she scoffed and turned away from you. REJECTED. You sighed, figuring she was right. But just as you decided what you wanted, Robin chuckled and spoke. "I believe I have to agree with Nami, but maybe something sweet and cold." And for a moment you thought she was talking about the navigators comment on how fat you were.

    You ignored the swaying from Sanji and the hearts that continued to smack you in the face as he spun around, squealing about how he would do anything for his lovely ladies. But, seeing him tornado over to the fridge it only reminded you how bored you were- which everyone, had more then once agreed was never a good thing sometimes. Now that you had something that might be used to your advantage you started to giggle quietly, already having a plan up your sleeve. "Well, Sanji-kun, I know what I would like for desert maybe..~" You hummed, tapping your chin.

    Completely ignoring the fact he was talking about food now and not after dinner, his mind was only focused on the fact you had addressed him. Turning his head away from the fridge and back at you, adoration filled to the brim in his eyes. "Yeees, (First Name)-swan?~"

    Grinning in a suggestive way, hoping to get the reaction you wanted. You spoke with half-lidded eyes and made your voice sound a bit sultry. "Fondue~"

    Yep, you were currently amused as he took it the way you wanted. Slamming his head back into the fridge, blood just started to pool everywhere, causing you to burst out laughing. Robin was chuckling slightly and Nami was shaking her head with a small smile. But, the captain, who had picked up his chair and sat down on it somewhere during that time, was scratching his head with a confused look. "I don't get it..." Clearly, he didn't know was so funny about food.

    Still shaking her head, Nami giggled. "You don't get a lot of things Luffy.." She said rolling her eyes.

    Pursing his lips and crossing his arms, the poor rubber-man was clearly insulted. Standing up abruptly, his chair fell over his arms fell back down to his sides and his fists clenched. "I GET A LOT OF THINGS..!"

    You raised your eyebrow with a snort. This should be good. "Oh, yeah?"

    "YEAH, I GOT THAT PONCHO AT THE LAST ISLAND!"

    Que extremely giggling followed by a series of wheezes.